I believe there are three types of students.

First off, u have the geeks- in the Library 9-5, shout out in lectures, have read the dictionary, u get the idea.

Secondly, theres those that get all involved in every society going, run for union president and are handing out leaflets on the concourse every day.

Then there is the lazy, this-morning-watcher, go out and get drunk type of student. That is me. That is my life. I am the epitome of student number three. (And as much as the keen-beans protest against the stereotype, i believe i am amongst the vast majority)

So I'm experiencing a mini-crisis. Why am i suddenly social secretary for a dance society and hitch-hiking to Belgrade for charity?! I'm in danger of making the transition from type three to type two.

Risk: nervous breakdown. Solution: involves alcohol, loud music, and my bed. There is still time to salvage my-inner-laziness.

I get some comfort from the fact that type one student is most definitely not happening any time soon!